Saturday, December 5, 2009

Halter Hotties Holiday Hint #1: Go subtle to get what you want!!

It’s that time of year, once again… As much as we grapple with ideas for gifts for others, we also live in the dread of receiving another bad Fredericks of Hollywood garter, some cloying perfume we’ll never wear, or –horror of all horrors— a tiger-print Snuggie.

So we’ve devised some pretty innovative ways of making sure our needs are met this year.

Let’s set up a scenario. You want a Halter Hotties blouse, though you’re not entirely sure which one yet (these decisions sometimes take time.) You know, because you’re savvy like that, that Halter Hotties offers gift certificates. You know that your man would love the ease of point-and-click shopping, and you know he’d appreciate a squeal of pleasure and the big, juicy kiss he’d receive for gifting just the right thing.

You also know that saying “I want it right now” gets results, but (because you’re a Hottie) you appreciate that sometimes a more delicate approach, like leaving a candle burning, wearing a certain nightie, or dabbing on a certain scent gets those results, is much more fun to set up, and makes him feel suave and superior.

With all that in mind, we offer up: The Hottie Way to Get What You Want.

Step one ~ When he asks, “What do you want for the Holidays?” demure, with batted eyelashes, “Nothing sweetie, I have everything I need right here!”

Step two ~ Covertly, but in front of him, chat with a girlfriend. Make sure you say words to the effect of, “He’s getting her a what? A Halter Hotties Gift Certificate? Oh-my-gosh, he must love her an awful lot; I hope she appreciates what she’s got there!”

Step three ~ Wear a few of your worst, frumpiest, Pam-at-The-Office blouses and bemoan the sad state of your closet. If he tells you that you look pretty, wear a bad holiday sweater. Or better: a bad holiday vest coupled with a frumpy blouse. Sigh and mutter to your self, “Gosh, I’d love to have a Halter Hotties blouse to pair with my blazer…”

Step four ~ Directly ask him to love your back. Ask him to wash it in the shower, rub it with lotion, massage it with a scented oil (not all at the same time, silly!).

Step five ~ Accidentally leave the Halter Hotties site open on his laptop. On purpose, make sure it’s at the gift certificates section.

Happy Holidays, and stay tuned for future hints, tips, and holiday-singin’, blouse-lovin’ fun times!!

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