Occasionally we at Halter Hotties Headquarters feel the need for Donna-Reed-divine-homemaker dreams. Our hair would be freshly coiffed, our lips the most edibly-divine shade of cranberry, our heels impeccably non-scuffed (and comfortable, right? A girl can dream big!)
Wouldn’t it be just nifty to pull a clove-studded glazed ham out of the oven while Mr. Hottie shook and garnished the perfect cocktail? No, wait! Even niftier, pulling that ham out of the oven of our Hawaiian bungalow decorated with a faux, flocked tree and bright blue ornaments… Our swing skirt would sway as our hips did a quick little hula dance to the table.
“Mist” would pair up perfectly with that kicky little skirt (and polyester-fluff apron) while Bing Crosby wished us a jaunty little “Mele Kalikimaka.”
And we’d smile, twirl, and wink… Merry Christmas, indeed!
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